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Re: Joke of the Day
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied, "That would be my wife."The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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What is the difference between woman and dolfans?
Both are said to be intelligent but nobody can prove it!WhateverComment
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What do you say to a blond with two blue eyes.
Nothing you're done talking.WhateverComment
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A Canadian woman lives with her family in a forest near the border with the US. One autumn morning, her son comes home from town holding a letter. He approaches the woman and says:
"According to this letter, the United States wants to consider this area as part of Montana. The Canadian government agrees, but says that since we're the only family living here, they want our permission to sign this land over to the US."
The woman jumps out of her chair and exclaims, "Where do I sign? I don't think I can stand another Canadian winter!"The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Canadian walks into a lumber yard and asks "Can I buy some 2X6's?". The clerk asks "how long?". Canadian says "A long time, I am building a garage.".
2 Canadians, Claude and Patrice, are roofing a house. Claude notice Patrice throwing a nail off the roof after every other nail and asks "Why are you throwing all those nails off the roof?". Patrice says "The head of the nail was on the wrong side of the nail.". Claude says "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the roof."
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Polish man were all captured and were put in front of the firing squad. The Colonel asks "Do you have any final words?" to the 3 men. The Frenchman screams "Tornado". The soldiers all take cover and the Frenchman jumps the wall to safety. The Englishman screams "Sandstorm" and the soldiers take cover and he jumps the wall to safety. The Polish man screams "Fire".Comment
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If anyone feels like reposting a joke, I'm pretty cool with that. Most of us weren't here from the very beginning of the forum, and none of us have the time to go back 270 + pages and read EVERY joke. If I've read one before, I won't laugh... but I won't complain either. Complaining about a retold joke (or a wrongly told joke) seems kind of silly to me. I appreciate the few seconds people spend posting a joke, and I hope they continue to do so.Comment
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I agree, a good joke is worth re-telling, but what do you say to a blond with 2 blue eyes??? I don't know, "hey blue eyes"...EmujoIf you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.Comment
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How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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A renowned hypnotist is attempting a mass hypnotism in a large auditorium. There are over 15,000 people there listening with rapt attention. The hypnotist pulls out a very nice golden pocket watch and holds it up for the entire crowd to see. He begins by saying: "This is a watch passed down from hundreds of generations of magicians and hypnotists, it's worth is beyond measure. Today I will bring you under such a strong hypnotism with this very watch that you will do whatever I say." As he says this, he begins to swing the watch, letting the chain out gradually as it rocks back and forth. Under his soothing performance the crowd's heads begin to droop. just as the crowd slips completely into the hypnotic state the hypnotist's hands slip on the watch and it drops to the floor, cracking the front plate. "Shit!" He mutters under his breath.
It took a month to clean that place up.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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