Joke of the Day

[bob marley]

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[bob marley]

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[fixthecopier]

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him.

[fixthecopier]

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A police officer pulls over an elderly couple.
He walks up to the driver's side window and asks the husband for his license and registration.
The wife, hard of hearing, asks "what?! What did he say to you?"
The husband replies "he wants my license!"
The officer asks him if he knew how fast he was going.
The wife yells "what?! What did he say to you?"
The husband yells back "he says I was speeding!"
As the officer looks at the license he notices they're from Ohio "you know, I used to live in Ohio. Worst place ever. I was seeing this woman there, and it was just miserable. She would never shut up, couldn't cook worth shit, constantly belittled me, and the sex was just awful."
The old lady once again yells "what?! What did he say to you?"
The husband yells back "he said you two used to date!"

[slimslob]

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[Phil B.]

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are we sure it isn't the ashes of Rosie O'Donnell ?

[gneebore]

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are we sure it isn't the ashes of Rosie O'Donnell ?

As dumb looking as the picture is there might actually be a reason for the strap. There are some locations that require all flat bed trucks hauling anything to "secure the load." Heard of even dumber things. Like the warning label on a stroller. "Warning remove child before folding stroller"

[Coptech]

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It could be holding the trailer together also.

[bob marley]

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[slimslob]

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[bob marley]

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[slimslob]

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[Phil B.]

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ohhhh so true!

[emujo2]

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All of my Amazon shipments have been arriving with nickel bags of pot in them..turns out I signed up for Amazon "Primo" service..Emujo

[ZOOTECH]

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The bartender says your glass is empty, "Want another one?"
The customer says why would I want two empty glasses?