Re: Joke of the Day
Some of the big name politicians where all gathered in a local farming community; all doing what politicians do; the same campaigne b/s. There was a large gathering of towns folks and concerned farmers at the meeting.
One particular redneck Joe took it upon himself to exercise his constitutional right to loud free speach.
The first politician took the microphone and started to spruke about the new health plan.
Just then redneck Joe yells out repeatedly "More land ,we want more land for our money".
The frustrated politician hears redneck Joes continuous loud outburst but just ignores him.
The next politician takes to the microphone,and just as he starts his speech
Redneck Joe once again drowns out the speech with "More land, we want more land for our money".
Again the frustrated politician ignores him and continues on with the campaigne.
A third politician in line for the microphone was growing frustrated and tied of Redneck Joes right to free speech.
Just as the third politician was about to walk up to the microphone Redneck Joe starts again
"More land, we want more land for our money".
The third polly was really p!ssed,he jumbs down off the stage and confronts Redneck Joe eyball-to-eyeball,
and says "So you want more land for your money do you?" "Too right" yells Redneck Joe.
Just then the politician hauls-off and drives his boot fare in the crutch of Redneck Joe. He looks down at Joe who has tears in his eyes and says "There's a start for ya there's a couple of acres"
Some of the big name politicians where all gathered in a local farming community; all doing what politicians do; the same campaigne b/s. There was a large gathering of towns folks and concerned farmers at the meeting.
One particular redneck Joe took it upon himself to exercise his constitutional right to loud free speach.
The first politician took the microphone and started to spruke about the new health plan.
Just then redneck Joe yells out repeatedly "More land ,we want more land for our money".
The frustrated politician hears redneck Joes continuous loud outburst but just ignores him.
The next politician takes to the microphone,and just as he starts his speech
Redneck Joe once again drowns out the speech with "More land, we want more land for our money".
Again the frustrated politician ignores him and continues on with the campaigne.
A third politician in line for the microphone was growing frustrated and tied of Redneck Joes right to free speech.
Just as the third politician was about to walk up to the microphone Redneck Joe starts again
"More land, we want more land for our money".
The third polly was really p!ssed,he jumbs down off the stage and confronts Redneck Joe eyball-to-eyeball,
and says "So you want more land for your money do you?" "Too right" yells Redneck Joe.
Just then the politician hauls-off and drives his boot fare in the crutch of Redneck Joe. He looks down at Joe who has tears in his eyes and says "There's a start for ya there's a couple of acres"
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