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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me the question I never wanted to hear.
She said,"Who The Hell Was That Guy?"
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says , five beers please.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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What did Spartacus say to the cannibal who killed his wife? Nothing, he's Gladiator.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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What happens when Stevie Wonder tries to shave himself? Stevie Nicks!The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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I might have an open casket funeral...Remains to be seen.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head in the brush. Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that !
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in that ditch with my Harley, I guess."The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started itLive for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live againComment
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Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.Live for yourself and you will live in vain. Live for others, and you will live againComment
His mate walks in behind him (arms formed in a cross) no! no! better make that 10 thanks.....
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