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  • mrwho
    Major Asshole!

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    • Apr 2009
    • 4299

    #526
    Re: Joke of the Day

    Look at those jugs!

    jugs.jpg
    ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
    Mascan42

    'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

    Ibid

    I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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    • mrwho
      Major Asshole!

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      #527
      Re: Joke of the Day

      Look at that pussy!

      cat.jpg
      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
      Mascan42

      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

      Ibid

      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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      • Debs1964
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        • Oct 2010
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        #528
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by Shadow1
        The space in between your post and this reply should serve as proof that guys will be pigs just because they can be. No further evidence is needed.
        I can assure you, by this age, I've worked that one out for myself...a long time ago
        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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        • mrwho
          Major Asshole!

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          #529
          Re: Joke of the Day

          Look at those knockers!

          knockers.jpg
          ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
          Mascan42

          'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

          Ibid

          I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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          • KenB
            Geek Extraordinaire

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            • Dec 2007
            • 3945

            #530
            Re: Joke of the Day

            images.jpg

            Nice hooters!

            Sorry. Mr. Owl...
            “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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            • Zackuth
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              • Aug 2009
              • 448

              #531
              Re: Joke of the Day

              speedy-slide-pov-big-compressed.jpg

              There's your downward slide!!

              Shadow! I knew I saw your post, but after I posted mine yours disappeared. I see you were editing.
              If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

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              • Shadow1
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                #532
                Re: Joke of the Day

                ...and the downward slide continues.

                Originally posted by NeoMatrix
                haha... Should I start the algerbra with "DD" and work backwards. I guarantee the algerbra would have a proportionally ratio of change to the angle of a blokes pecker.
                A "DD" alge-bra is technically expressed as 2D - which, as you know, is kinda flat.

                That's no good - I insist all Bra's be in 3D...

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                73 DE W5SSJ

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                • JustManuals
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                  • Jan 2006
                  • 9838

                  #533
                  Re: Joke of the Day

                  Yes, guys can be pigs but they don't have to be.

                  Paul

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                  • Debs1964
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                    • Oct 2010
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                    #534
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Originally posted by manuals4you
                    Yes, guys can be pigs but they don't have to be.

                    Paul
                    Unfortunately Paul, I only ever seem to meet the ones who are LOL
                    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                    • JustManuals
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                      #535
                      Re: Joke of the Day

                      Originally posted by Debs1964
                      Unfortunately Paul, I only ever seem to meet the ones who are LOL
                      Well I hope that doesn't include me.

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                      • Akitu
                        Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                        #536
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by Debs1964
                        Unfortunately Paul, I only ever seem to meet the ones who are LOL
                        Unfortunately they're the vocal majority that get all the attention regardless. I've recommended checking the friend zone to many of my female friends and they've been surprised to find out that nice guys do exist...

                        Doesn't mean they were saved from the friend zone however. Science has yet to determine what has a stronger gravitational field. A black hole is so powerful it sucks in light, the friend zone is so powerful it erases the existence of people.
                        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                        • ZOOTECH
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                          #537
                          Re: Joke of the Day

                          Originally posted by Shadow1
                          I believe you've invested too much time and imagination doing the math here...
                          Just noticed, you got your 500th post this time, congrats.
                          (without even trying, I'll bet)
                          "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                          • Debs1964
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                            #538
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by manuals4you
                            Well I hope that doesn't include me.
                            Of course that doesn't include you hunny x
                            I do realise that there are good men out there, unfortunately, the ones that have come into my life romantically (so to speak) haven't been any of the good ones. I also realise that a large percentage of women are complete bitches and use men, I hope I don't fall into that category
                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                            • Akitu
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                              #539
                              Re: Joke of the Day

                              Originally posted by Debs1964
                              Of course that doesn't include you hunny x
                              I do realise that there are good men out there, unfortunately, the ones that have come into my life romantically (so to speak) haven't been any of the good ones. I also realise that a large percentage of women are complete bitches and use men, I hope I don't fall into that category
                              I swear if I hear one more girl say they're getting all dressed up to go to a bar and get free drinks I'm gonna go all Chris Brown on their asses.
                              Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                              • Debs1964
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                                #540
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                That's exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about, I earn my own wages, I'm capable of buying my own drinks
                                There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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