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I insist that I double check my 2D alger-bra equations, with a hands on approach to 3D. It's a well known fact that theory and pract are two different animals. The theory is not as stimulating as the final practical solution. Like most equations you sometimes have to be careful where the solution ends up. It can make the present situation really sticky. I would hate to see sticky solution all over my 3D alger-bra equations.
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Thank god my wife is outa town this week. She can't lean over my shoulder an see what I'm upto.
These copytechnet pages should be outa sight by next week. I sure as sh!t hope so............Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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Chrome browser - incognito mode. Firefox - Delete all history. Internet explorer - maybe you shouldn't own a computer...Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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Didn't even notice, but I seem to have a knack for it. It was an accident last time, too - I was trying to take 499 and see how many people were waiting to jump on 500... Was betting on at least 2 pages of simultaneous posts.73 DE W5SSJComment
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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:: I must be scrapping the bottom of the barrel this is an old Joke ::
A man in his vieral youth walks into a pharmacy(drug store) looking for condoms.
The lady behind the counter explains they come in many different shape sizes and construction.
He asked for the prices of each condom.
The lady explains :
The wood ones are 10 cents each
The rubber ones are 20 cents each
The steel ones are 30 cents each
He didn't want to appear too financially poor to his new lady friend so he purchased a rubber condom.
Lo and behold the man and lady where going hammer and tong when the condom broke.
9 months later their new bundle of joy was born.
One day the young child goes to pre-school and comes home crying.
Daddy daddy every time the kids punch me I bounce off the wall.
Don't worry about it son it will pass.
One day the young man goes to school and comes home upset.
Daddy every time the other students punch me I bounce off the wall.
Don't worry about it son it's in your genes.
One day the man goes to university and comes home destraught.
Dad every time the facality punch me I bounce off the wall.
Oh well you can blame that on your mother son.
If I paid 10 cents more at the time you would have been bionic.Inauguration to the "AI cancel-culture" fraternity 1997...
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice... picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, nor to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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IRISH SAUSAGES
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk,all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm so drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember in which pub I lost the sausage.'
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a teacher ask the class to name things that end with "tor" that eats things.
the first little boy says "aligator" "very good, thats a big word".
the second boy says "predator" "yes, thats another big word well done"
little johnny says "vibrator miss"
After nearly falling off her chair, she says "that is a big word but it doesnt eat anything"
little johnny replied "well my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like theres no tomorrow!"Comment
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